1. The coolest men alive:
Bugs Bunny, Darkwing Duck, Homer Simpson, Riley Freeman, The Brain, Stewie Griffin.
2. Remeber this?:
"If you could count, you'd be a fucking astronaut."
"Your mother's an astronaut."
3. Buggery. Wrote a song about it. You wanna hear it? Here it go:
Some will call it thuggery
This business called buggery.
However,
those who admire
The process never tire
Of man-to-man kissery and
huggery
Take, for example one Ang Lee
A Chinaman who made a cowboy
movie
Where the cowboys literally rolled in the hay
Because, you see,
they were gay
And had the hots for one another, you see
Sempa says
buggery is wrong!
That is the message of this song
Oops! I was just
About to say the "main thrust"...
(And I ran out of rhymes there)
4. Remember the Ate My Balls fad?
Condi Rice Ate My Balls
And this one, this is for Cherie...
Now, who hasn't got?
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