“I know I have not been updating for a while…”
This is usually followed by a lame excuse and the reader sneering, “Yeah right. I give and I give and I give and you don’t even seem to care. I am beginning to feel unappreciated, like I am the only one trying to make this relationship work.”
Well, I am a blogger, so it is time I did what all bloggers do: I know I haven’t been updating for a while…
But wait. I have a good excuse. In fact, I have a GREAT excuse.
Porno.
Apparenty, I have been naughty.
If you can't read it it says "http: //ernest-bazanye.blogspot.com is in the blacklisted porn category."
Well, the true story is that I usually do the blog at work while I wait for the stress to go down and the feeling to return to my legs. Now the office I.T. people seem to have decided that blogs depict or describe, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct; appeal to prurient interest, and, taken as a whole, lack serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.
That is one definition of pornography that is close, I guess, if I remember my Media Law classes correctly, to the one in the Uganda Penal Code.
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