Do you know me?

One evening in my room.

-Oprah. Yoo hoo! Hi, can I just pop in for a second to buy a watch fro my good friend Tina Turner?
-Sorry madame, we are closed
-But it'll only take a minute.
-Madame, I apologise, but we have already closed. Perhaps you should come back tomorow. We would be glad to serve you zen.
-What? Tomoruh? You must notta heard of me! You betta reconize! Do you know who I am?
-Yes madame, I ave a wife an a grandmere at home and zey watch ze television.

 -I am Oprah Winfrey, and you betta recognize! Now let me in so I can buy a damn watch for my friend Tina Turner!


-Perhaps you should buy a watch for yourself madame. I will help you to make it to stores on time...
-Boy, did you hear what I said? I'm Oprah damn Winfrey, the number one celebrity in the world according to the latest edition of Forbes magazine, baby!
-Yes, mais congratulations on zat. However, I do remain wondering what part of "We are closed" you do not understand. Because I am asian girl, I do not speak English very well, but I understand zat closed means go away and return tomorrow...

-Listen you smarmy little bitch, I can make life very difficult for you!
-Madame, you are already making life very difficult for me........