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High-quality stage names for upcoming local artistes at very good prices. You cannot, as they say when they don’t know the difference between a transitive verb and its intransitive cousin, afford to miss!

Dreddy Mac
@ Sh320,000
Perfect for ragga dancehall performers with eccentric hair who wish to use the Rastafarian religion to gain some appearance of spiritual depth even though all they do is smoke weed and sing about getting laid. For an extra sh50,000 we’ll throw in the title MC.

Stone P
@ Sh 220,000
For singers who wish to work with tribal songs fused with modern styles. Good for people with provincial roots. If you are from the east, you can claim that the name alludes to the Tororo rock. Or if you are from Jinja you can say the name alludes to the word Jinja translated into English. Works wherever you are from. (Allusions @ sh20,000)

Jam Dizz
Sh70,000
For the one hit wonder or curtain raiser who chants barely-decipherable non-rhyming party clichés over karaoke beats

Bustaman
Sh70,000
Are you a flunky, buttkissing henchman clinger-on? This is the name for you.

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